Thursday, February 26, 2009

Anyone want to Shewee with me?

How many of us women have ever had to go pee like no other only to walk into a filthy, disgusting, pubic hair, urine splattered bathroom? I have! I once held my pee for 23 hours in high school while driving to Disney with the band because of my fear of public bathrooms. I hate them! They gross me out. I always tell people it is better to hover and cover just in case you fall. That's right ladies, hover and cover!
So naturally when my dad was telling everyone at LM's birthday this weekend that he heard about a device so woman could pee standing up I was all ears.
As soon as I got home I was googling like mad, that's when I found the Shewee! It's true girls...WE CAN NOW PEE STANDING UP!Just think about it,
Camping with a group of friends...Shewee it!
Port-O-Potty...just Shewee it!
Walk into a dirty disgusting bathroom at a concert...Shewee it!
Long lines for the ladies room...Shewee at a urinal.

So guess what came in the mail today!!!!
My Shewee!!!!!
I am so pumped to try this thing out. I just drank lots of fluids with lunch so perfect timing!

15 minutes later....

I just got out of the shower. I had to shower because I PEED all over myself.
Yep, I peed all over myself. The best part is when BG saw my pants and kept asking me if I poopied! I guess this is why the directions say you should test it out in the shower a couple of times to get the correct angle. I have not given up hope but now I really have to plan when I am going to test this thing out because in the shower when you are all naked you could probably easily use this but when you are trying to use it by only unzipping your pants it can pose a problem with your technique. Oh and I have to mention I was very pee shy, it took a while for me to get going because I was standing up facing the toilet.
I really, really, really want this thing to work.
I have not given up hope and neither should you because Shewee sent me an extra one to giveaway to one of you lucky readers! I really think it is going to take a couple tries to get the angle right but when I do woo hoo! Look out! The reviews online are really good so it had to be my technique.
So if you are interested in giving it a try (maybe we can exchange techniques) leave a comment here. I will let this contest run for one week. Next Thursday I will announce the winner. Remember make sure I have a way to contact you and if you are the winner you must respond to me within 48 hours of the email.

10 comments:

Erin said...

I am totally laughing out loud at this entire post! I once went to a 3 day girls' camp, and I only used the outhouse once in the entire three days. I held it the rest of the time! And the fact that you had to shower...hahaha! So great.

Jamie said...

I am one of those people who has to pee every 15 minutes, but hates public bathrooms. I'd rather squat on the side of the road than go in a public bathroom!! This sounds like the perfect device for me! :)

♥Lisa♥ said...

ok, that is VERY interesting!! cute name.
Once when we lived in S.Ca we had gone to vegas and i was 5 months pg with kid #2 and had to go pee and the gas station toilet was gross, with poop floaties, gag, wouldnt flush. I held it the rest of the way home. Thankfully i have a bladder of steal, but not as good as Erin's! wow, 3 days!

Catrina & Randy said...

I absolutely love your blog. I swear I can come here once a day for a good laugh. Thanks!

My type of girl. Totally honest!

Tiffany said...

I really don't need to win this because I don't have a problem with sitting on a toliet but I just had to laugh when I saw the device and the extension tube. My husband just shook his head.

Monkey's Momma said...

I want to try it! Men have it so easy in this category, ya know?

blessedmomto7 said...

I'm feelin' lucky LOL!!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

ok i am game Enter me and lol I actually hope to win :)

onemorebaby said...

Ha! Too funny! I want to pee standing u! I have told my hubby I have peepee envey! Hugs, ag

FC said...

This is too funny! I need in on this giveaway! LOL
~ FC

 
Clicky Web Analytics